31 7 / 2012

Teeth

Once upon a time, Blizzard built Starcraft. Starcraft: what an amazing name. Like a money coin, flip it, and you see Dragon’s head. What an amazing face.

Dragon, when you smile you show us your english teeth, melted with shark tail. You’re hair are delightful.

Yesterday morning, my little tail was so happy, i couldn’t stand up. You show me your face, and suddenly, my rubber band became so little, i ran into my shower, open the window, and watch the sky. Oh my god, i saw IdrA’s face. Sadly, my little big top just disappeared.

30 7 / 2012

"I remember the time every time i was seeing Dragon’s face, he was sad. This time is over, Dragon always happy, is it because he is made of titanium"

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

29 7 / 2012

"omg, that music, THAT MUSIC, makes me feel so so good, i’d like to smock some chocolate"

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

28 7 / 2012

"Dragon is our god, and we are his children, he did some sex things with Starcraft medivac, and we are all his children"

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

26 7 / 2012

"Listen to me brothers and sisters. Let’s say Dragon is our god, and he created us. It means we are his children. And means we are all brothers and sisters.. What do you think of that?"

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

25 7 / 2012

"The grass is green, like Dragon’s favorite color. Green is pure, green is beautiful, green is nature. As Dragon is our god, he is go damned nature. He is the one who give life to us, he is like our Father. Father, you are our saviour, and we are all brother and sister, and something i don’t know the
name for brother of a transexual."

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

24 7 / 2012

Malcolm

Dragon, yesterday evening, i was watching Malcolm, the TV show. Holly how! I did some very difficult mathematics, and found out that equation: Dragon=(Malcolm + Dewey)2.

How did that happened! You are as smart as Malcolm and you’ve got so much talent like Dewey. Like the bird in a bottle, like the petrol on the rock, Reese and Francis are the skills for the rest of us. Thanks Dragon, now i follow my bliss, ‘cause you show me the way.

24 7 / 2012

Big red button

Dragon, my master! you’ve got a big red button on your graceful nose! said a Mortal.

-I know that, Mortal. Look!

In a fraction of second, Dragon draw his personal baneling bust, and explode the horrible button out of his delightful face.

-See that Mortal? me IMBA.

Dragon ran out. The mortal’s face is now red because of the blood of Dragon sprinkled during the explosion.

-Dragon you gave me your blood, best day of my life. Thanks Dragon, you are our saviour. And as i’m thirsty, i’ll drink your blood, in memory of you.

24 7 / 2012

The Troll Face

Mr Dragon, bring me a split, make him the cutest that i’ve ever seen. Dragon, i’m so alone, don’t have nobody to call my own, I want to see the disco, of a perfect micro. Please turn on your magic split. And to conclude, for being very rude, please make a face. The Troll FaceĀ®.

24 7 / 2012

"Dragon doesn’t have to think, ‘Cause Dragon is a fish, A fish doesn’t think, A fish doesn’t have to think, ‘cause a fish knows everything, Dragon knows everything."

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

24 7 / 2012

Dragon, thanks.

Dragon, Millennium is you’re training program. You’re our Thor, walking in clouds, and playing with destiny. You move faster than me, and my turtle Johny.

You’re the best Dragon, Everytime i hear your name, i fell on the ground, and my little hands shake.

Dragon if you were a molecule, you would have killed the SIDA virus.

Dragon, Tirantmw is your friend, he turned to the good side of the force, he’s like an infested terran, and now a terran marine 100 percent bio.

Dragon, i’m naked, trying to catch your eyes.

Dragon, thanks.

24 7 / 2012

"Dragon, yesterday i was counting how many clouds there were in the sky, and suddenly i see the entire sky shaping like your face. Dragon you are god, you are everything, everywhere. Saddly the bird did their peepee on me :("

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

24 7 / 2012

"Dragon everytime i see your face, i look in my mirror and i see my face mutating in yours, like a zeroing in banneling. Dragon, you are so great i’m becoming like you. Thanks"

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

24 7 / 2012

"i remember the first time i saw Dragon building a command center: best day in my life…"

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon

24 7 / 2012

"Ladyboy. i know what you want. if you give it to me, i give it to you, i know what you want. check that: it is written inside"

Dragon Stream : http://twitch.tv/dragon